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I think I like this version better.

From Capcom Unity via ComicsAlliance

Who would have known Princess Peach was such a tease?

From the CGTalk forum, as seen on Kotaku

All right, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! ‘I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?’

Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

-Cave Johnson