More video game dialogue needs to be like this
April 24th, 2011
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All these science spheres are made of asbestos by the way. Keeps out the rats. Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping. Because that’s not part of the test. That’s asbestos.
Good news is the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show immediate latency of 44.6 years. So if you’re 30 or older, you’re laughing – Worst case scenario you miss out on a few rounds of canasta. Plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.
-Cave Johnson
