everyday gamer

All right, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! ‘I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?’

Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

-Cave Johnson

 

I actually kinda wish he appeared in more Mario games.

Found on Dorkly via Kotaku.

Topical!  Via Nerfnow

The evolution of FPS shooters over the last 17 years.  Sad, but true.