everyday gamer » Humor http://everyday-gamer.net Gaming and Life Fri, 13 May 2011 20:23:12 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2 More Cave Johnson. http://everyday-gamer.net/2011/04/27/more-cave-johnson/ http://everyday-gamer.net/2011/04/27/more-cave-johnson/#comments Wed, 27 Apr 2011 15:46:10 +0000 justin http://everyday-gamer.net/?p=569

All right, I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! ‘I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?’

Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

-Cave Johnson

 

 

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Found on Dorkly via Kotaku.

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Topical!  Via Nerfnow

]]> http://everyday-gamer.net/2010/12/02/why-street-fighter-characters-shouldnt-fly/feed/ 0 First-Person Shooter Design: Then and Now http://everyday-gamer.net/2010/11/08/first-person-shooter-design-then-and-now/ http://everyday-gamer.net/2010/11/08/first-person-shooter-design-then-and-now/#comments Mon, 08 Nov 2010 15:02:57 +0000 justin http://everyday-gamer.net/?p=505 The evolution of FPS shooters over the last 17 years.  Sad, but true.

]]> http://everyday-gamer.net/2010/11/08/first-person-shooter-design-then-and-now/feed/ 0 I’m not hating on Kinect but I thought these were funny http://everyday-gamer.net/2010/06/20/im-not-hating-on-kinect-but-i-thought-these-were-funny/ http://everyday-gamer.net/2010/06/20/im-not-hating-on-kinect-but-i-thought-these-were-funny/#comments Mon, 21 Jun 2010 04:23:46 +0000 justin http://everyday-gamer.net/?p=479

All said and done, I think Kinect is a snazzy piece of technology and represents the future of user interface.  To assume that these first steps will be stumble-free is rather wishful thinking, however.  First black people, now couch potatoes.  Hopefully Microsoft will resolve these problems soon.

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Too soon?

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