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More video game dialogue needs to be like this

April 24th, 2011 No comments

All these science spheres are made of asbestos by the way. Keeps out the rats.  Let us know if you feel a shortness of breath, a persistent dry cough, or your heart stopping.  Because that’s not part of the test.  That’s asbestos.

Good news is the lab boys say the symptoms of asbestos poisoning show immediate latency of 44.6 years.  So if you’re 30 or older, you’re laughing – Worst case scenario you miss out on a few rounds of canasta. Plus you forwarded the cause of science by three centuries. I punch those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face.

-Cave Johnson

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Chargin’ Chuck Appearance!

March 15th, 2011 No comments

I actually kinda wish he appeared in more Mario games.

Found on Dorkly via Kotaku.

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Ryu vs. Hugo (and Poison!)

March 14th, 2011 No comments
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A Stunning Piece of the Legend of Zelda Fan Art

February 22nd, 2011 1 comment

Artist Pixiv’s tribute to the 25th anniversary of the Legend of Zelda.

The roster, thanks to NeoGAF:

Row 1:
Farore (Oracle of Ages/Oracle of Seasons)
Nayru (Oracle of Ages)
Din (Oracle of Seasons)
Row 2:
Rauru w/ Kaepora Gaebora (Ocarina of Time)
Impa (Ocarina of Time)
Saria (Ocarina of Time)
King of Hyrule (Zelda series)
Nabooru (Ocarina of Time)
Ruto (Ocarina of Time)
Darunia (Ocarina of Time)
Row 3:
Link (Zelda series)
Zelda (Zelda series)
Ganondorf (Zelda series)
Row 4:
Wind Fish (Link’s Awakening)
Great Fairy w/ Fairy Queen (The Wind Waker)
Great Fairy (Twilight Princess)
Skyward Sword girl (Skyward Sword)
Ciela (Phantom Hourglass)
Navi (Ocarina of Time)
Tatl (Majora’s Mask)
Tael (Majora’s Mask)
Great Fairy (Ocarina of Time)
Valoo (The Wind Waker)
Row 5:
Great Deku Tree w/ little Deku tree (Ocarina of Time)
Fado (The Wind Waker)
Makar (The Wind Waker)
Medli (The Wind Waker)
Laruto (The Wind Waker)
Jabun (The Wind Waker)
Row 6:
Renado (Twilight Princess)
Rusl (Twilight Princess)
Ashei (Twilight Princess)
Shad (Twilight Princess)
Auru (Twilight Princess)
Tarin (Link’s Awakening)
Marin (Link’s Awakening)
Ilia w/ Epona (Twilight Princess)
Talon (Ocarina of Time)
Ingo (Ocarina of Time)
Row 7:
Anju (Majora’s Mask)
Kafei (Majora’s Mask)
Linebeck (Phantom Hourglass)
Aryll (The Wind Waker)
Gonzo (The Wind Waker)
Senza (The Wind Waker)
Nudge (The Wind Waker)
Row 7.2:
Tingle (Majora’s Mask)
Romani and Cremia (Majora’s Mask)
Niko (The Wind Waker)
Mako (The Wind Waker)
Zuko (The Wind Waker)
Link’s Grandma (The Wind Waker)
Row 8:
Tijo (Majora’s Mask)
Toto (Majora’s Mask)
Evan (Majora’s Mask)
Lulu (Majora’s Mask)
Ralph (Oracle of Ages)
Syrup (Oracle of Ages, Oracle of Seasons)
Darmani the Third (Majora’s Mask)
Row 9:
Japas (Majora’s Mask)
Mikau (Majora’s Mask)
Skull Kid (Ocarina of Time)
Mido (Ocarina of Time)
Deku Royal Family (Majora’s Mask)
Goron Elder w/ Goron Baby (Majora’s Mask)
Row 10:
The King of Red Lions (The Wind Waker)
Byrne (Spirit Tracks)
Anjean (Spirit Tracks)
Midna (Twilight Princess)
Oshus (Phantom Hourglass)
Sahasrahla (A Link to the Past)
Ezlo (The Minish Cap)
Row 11:
Happy Mask Salesman (Majora’s Mask)
Bellum (Phantom Hourglass)
Row 12:
Veran (Oracle of Ages)
Zant (Twilight Princess)
Aganhim (A Link to the Past)
Vaati (The Minish Cap)
Onox (Oracle of Seasons)
Row 12.2:
Koume (Ocarina of Time)
The Moon (Majora’s Mask)
Kotake (Ocarina of Time)
Chancellor Cole (Spirit Tracks)
Row 13:
2x Four Giants (Majora’s Mask)
Moon Children with boss masks (Majora’s Mask)
2x Four Giants (Majora’s Mask)
Row 14:
Ganon (Ocarina of Time)
Fierce Deity Link (Majora’s Mask)
Link’s Mother (Ocarina of Time)
Hero’s Shade w/ Golden Wolf form (Twilight Princess)
Dark Link (Zelda series)

1200 x 6566 pixels of Zelda goodness.  Happy Anniversary, Legend of Zelda!

http://i.imgur.com/sj4Vy.jpg
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Blizzard has the best Customer Support

February 10th, 2011 No comments

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